From: Mark Kinney I can't believe I was actually inspired by something I saw at work... The bathrooms in the store I work at recently had baby-changing stations installed. I noted the term "baby-changing" and immediately thought of out pals at Pentex... Kidscare Corporation (A Subsidiary of Pentex Intl.) presents the Kidscare Baby Changing Station. Intended for installation in your commercial bathrooms, this handy device will save your customers lots of time in taking care of their children's "problems" while in your business establishment. Our model even includes wipes and diapers in case your customers forget theirs, obviously an advantage over other such systems you can buy. Whatever technical support is needed will be available 24 hours a day, and our friendly technicians will make regular checks to ensure your satisfaction with our product. [The real story] Kidscare is an intentional pun, as is the particular product they make. This Baby Changing Station does literally that--it exposes the baby to Wyrm contamination, which can be varied by the "friendly technicians" to encourage fomori development early on. Symptoms of this exposure are chronic misbehavior, as the children turn slowly into a new style of fomori referred to in Pentex labs as "Little Hellions." It is not limited to this, however, as the technicians can alter the flow to influence any sort of fomori development needed, although the early symptoms are still the same. The diapers cause this contamination to occur at an advanced rate. Kidscare has experimented with placing bane spirits in the diapers, although these items have not been placed into widespread use at this time. Each station holds 100 diapers and sufficient wipes to handle that use load.